Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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