i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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