The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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