New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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