Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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