So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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