we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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