Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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