new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
