That's intense
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
