it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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