I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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