Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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