Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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