if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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