it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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