He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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