NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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