there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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