he wants to bone in the snuggie
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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