It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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