Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
3pm strippers are depressing
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Randomize
