If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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