For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
lol hangovers are for mortals.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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