Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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