Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
How's work?
Spinning.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think weed is turning my hair brown
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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