Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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