Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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