Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
