I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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