yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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