I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
COCAINE IS GR8
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