Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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