I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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