I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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