After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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