We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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