Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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