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(810): View more from Michigan

Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!

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(941): View more from Florida

i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that

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im pretty sure thats an 11

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(941): View more from Florida

You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

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(253): View more from Washington

I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking

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(217): View more from Illinois

Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.

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