I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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