i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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