Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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