so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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