Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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