it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she peed on how many people?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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