"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We talked him into tasing himself.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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