What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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