Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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