We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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