Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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